Funny Little Conversations

Celebrating the Small Talk

Remember to Emote Properly

Sarah: “How can you say ‘puggle’ without smiling? You can’t!”

Fletcher: “How can you say ‘Justin Bieber’ without frowning?”

Sarah: “True”

Sarah’s BFF: “I can’t even make my mouth do that while I’m saying that word.”

Puggle Face


Packing The Lunches …

Friday Morning Conversations with my kids:

Me: What kind of sandwiches do you want in your lunch?
Sarah: I want cottage cheese with fruit.
Fletcher: Ooh yeah, me too! That sounds healthy!

Sarah: Hey, Fletcher, what would you say if I punched you right now?
Fletcher: I’d say, “Ahhhhhh!”
Sarah: (Fake punches) You didn’t say it.
Fletcher: Sorry.
Sarah: That’s ok. I love you anyway.

Video from 2010 – Fletcher was four. He loved cottage cheese back then also.


It’s a Love-Hate Thing (or a Pokémon thing?)

Sister to Brother: “I hope you don’t mind. I was playing with your Nintendo DS and accidentally deleted all of your progress in Pokémon FireRed.”

Brother: “Whaaaaaaa??!?!!”

** Both run to look at it **

Sister: “Haha! It was just a prank. I didn’t do it.”

Brother: “Good! Because if you had, I would hate you!”

Sister: “You mean you wouldn’t love me anymore?”

Brother: “Well, I would still love you, but I would also hate you. That can work right?”

Sister: “Okay, as long as you still love me.”

 

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Frustrated Incorporated

This originally occurred in January of 2013 – Thank you Timehop

(Conversation flow included because of its awesomeness.)

Me: I am sorry I get so frustrated with you kids sometimes.
Daughter: Mommy, if you didn’t know, Frustration is a move in Pokemon. It’s not very effective.
Me: I bet it isn’t.

 

 

 

 

 

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Master of Puppets

This year, I get to attend Blizzcon. I’m already stoked about this in and of itself, but then, I see the announcement that the closing band is Metallica. Well, now I’m beyond excited… far far beyond.

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So, I decided to introduce my kids to some Metallica last night. 


Me: “What do you think?”
Son: “This is awesome!”
Daughter: “It’s OK, maybe a little too much rock. “
Me: “There’s no such thing as too much rock.”
*** Note: I went with ‘Master of Puppets’ as my intro.

#FunnyLittleConversations

 

 


I’m Protecting You

So we’ve invested in something called “Terraria” last year and the kids were playing it together one day… 


Son: Hey, are you OK?
Daughter: Yes
Son: ZOMBIE! You won’t get me!
Son: Hey, Those worms have ONE HUNDRED HEALTH!!!! They are GIGANTIC!
Daughter: What is that purple thing?
Son: The Vile Mushroom for creating some boss material. The boss spawner. 
Son: Whoa! One gold coin? Ah! Zombies invaded our house! The undead invaded our house. Whoa! A falling star.
Son: Don’t worry, I’ll defend you. I’m protecting. 
Daughter: Whatever.

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