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Packing The Lunches … —

Friday Morning Conversations with my kids: Me: What kind of sandwiches do you want in your lunch? Sarah: I want cottage cheese with fruit. Fletcher: Ooh yeah, me too! That sounds healthy! Sarah: Hey, Fletcher, what would you say if I punched you right now? Fletcher: I’d say, “Ahhhhhh!” Sarah: (Fake punches) You didn’t say […]

Frustrated Incorporated —

This originally occurred in January of 2013 – Thank you Timehop (Conversation flow included because of its awesomeness.) Me: I am sorry I get so frustrated with you kids sometimes.Daughter: Mommy, if you didn’t know, Frustration is a move in Pokemon. It’s not very effective.Me: I bet it isn’t.          

Master of Puppets —

This year, I get to attend Blizzcon. I’m already stoked about this in and of itself, but then, I see the announcement that the closing band is Metallica. Well, now I’m beyond excited… far far beyond. So, I decided to introduce my kids to some Metallica last night.  Me: “What do you think?”Son: “This is […]

Orange Chicken is Swedish? —

Son: How is that orange chicken? Daughter: Well, it’s kind of sweet-ish and… Son: (interrupting) It’s Swedish? Daughter: No, it’s sweet-ish. You know, kind of sweet and then it tastes like chicken, and then it gets a little spicy in your mouth and feels really nice. Son: Oh. OK. I’ll eat that. #FunnyLittleConversations

I’m Protecting You —

So we’ve invested in something called “Terraria” last year and the kids were playing it together one day…  Son: Hey, are you OK?Daughter: YesSon: ZOMBIE! You won’t get me!Son: Hey, Those worms have ONE HUNDRED HEALTH!!!! They are GIGANTIC!Daughter: What is that purple thing?Son: The Vile Mushroom for creating some boss material. The boss spawner. Son: […]