7-year-old J: Mom, yesterday at school [boy’s name] was hitting on me. J’s Mom: He was hitting you? 7-year-old J: No, he was hitting on me..he loves me. #FunnyLittleConversations *Published with permission from J’s Mom.
Archive for February, 2014
My son: Hey, Look! It’s Batman! Batman: Hello My son: Can I have my picture taken with you? Batman: Sure! My Son: Hey, do you only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey? Batman: You’re cool kid! My Son and Batman – *fistbump* (Sidenote: Please comment and let us know who the character with […]
Little Bean: What does a cow say? Mommy of Little Bean: Mooooooo Little Bean: Quack! Quack! Mommy of Little Bean: That’s not what a cow says. Little Bean: It’s a silly cow. Contributed by Mommy of Little Bean
Me: It’s not right that I’m eating Elf Grahams and they look like little Elves. Co-worker: It’s ok to eat Elves. Me: But it’s like eating little people. Co-worker: It’s ok to eat meat but not people? Me: Yeah Co-worker: They are fictional, you know. Me: They are? Co-worker: Yes. Me: 🙁 Co-worker: You know […]
Submitted by my niece While my family was eating dinner: Me: Wouldn’t it be cool if they had a Hunger Games video game? My mom: Don’t they already have one? It’s called like, ‘Tour of Duty’. Me: *When I stop laughing* You mean ‘Call of Duty’? Good job mom