Funny Little Conversations

Celebrating the Small Talk

Archive for February, 2014

Where do Elves Come From Anyway? —

Me: It’s not right that I’m eating Elf Grahams and they look like little Elves. Co-worker: It’s ok to eat Elves. Me: But it’s like eating little people. Co-worker: It’s ok to eat meat but not people? Me: Yeah Co-worker: They are fictional, you know. Me: They are? Co-worker: Yes. Me: 🙁 Co-worker: You know […]

Hungry Games —

Submitted by my niece While my family was eating dinner: Me: Wouldn’t it be cool if they had a Hunger Games video game? My mom: Don’t they already have one? It’s called like, ‘Tour of Duty’. Me: *When I stop laughing* You mean ‘Call of Duty’? Good job mom