Funny Little Conversations

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Archive for May, 2014

I’m Protecting You —

So we’ve invested in something called “Terraria” last year and the kids were playing it together one day…  Son: Hey, are you OK?Daughter: YesSon: ZOMBIE! You won’t get me!Son: Hey, Those worms have ONE HUNDRED HEALTH!!!! They are GIGANTIC!Daughter: What is that purple thing?Son: The Vile Mushroom for creating some boss material. The boss spawner. Son: […]

Stand Back! We’re doing Science! —

Original conversation occurred on March 25, 2013 Morning conversation with daughter: Mommy: “Who put root beer in the freezer?” Daughter: “I’m sorry.” Mommy’s Boyfriend: “When you freeze liquid it expands. If the can isn’t open, the liquid won’t have anywhere to go. “ Her: “I’m sorry.” Mommy: “You’re not in trouble, just learning science. Now, […]

Not Feeling Like Himself —

4 YEARS AGO MO Originally Posted  April 5, 2010 11:16am My 4yo son erased his Xbox Avatar and is having a meltdown over it. I made a new one but he says, “That’s not me! That’s somebody else!” (Here’s is avatar 4 years later – I’m sure it’s completely different now.)