Funny Little Conversations

Celebrating the Small Talk

I’m Protecting You

So we’ve invested in something called “Terraria” last year and the kids were playing it together one day… 

Son: Hey, are you OK?
Daughter: Yes
Son: ZOMBIE! You won’t get me!
Son: Hey, Those worms have ONE HUNDRED HEALTH!!!! They are GIGANTIC!
Daughter: What is that purple thing?
Son: The Vile Mushroom for creating some boss material. The boss spawner. 
Son: Whoa! One gold coin? Ah! Zombies invaded our house! The undead invaded our house. Whoa! A falling star.
Son: Don’t worry, I’ll defend you. I’m protecting. 
Daughter: Whatever.

terraria worm

Stand Back! We’re doing Science!

Original conversation occurred on March 25, 2013

Morning conversation with daughter:
Mommy: “Who put root beer in the freezer?”
Daughter: “I’m sorry.”
Mommy’s Boyfriend: “When you freeze liquid it expands. If the can isn’t open, the liquid won’t have anywhere to go. “
Her: “I’m sorry.”
Mommy: “You’re not in trouble, just learning science. Now, get a washcloth and clean out the freezer.”


Not Feeling Like Himself

Originally Posted  April 5, 2010 11:16am

My 4yo son erased his Xbox Avatar and is having a meltdown over it. I made a new one but he says, “That’s not me! That’s somebody else!”

(Here’s is avatar 4 years later – I’m sure it’s completely different now.)


Baby Boogers…

A couple who I know and adore are having a baby soon. She posted this conversation on her Facebook and it was adorably funny!

She: What do you think of the Nose Frida?
He: It’s fine, whatever. 
She: Don’t worry, there’s a filter so you don’t get baby snot in your mouth.
He: What?!? How is my mouth involved in this? I’m using a plunger from a syringe to suck out the snot. 
She: Hahaha. Good luck with that.




This is just me picking on my BFF during our usual daily IM session.  He’s always a good iSport.

Me: I can’t caffeinate. I’ve learned that if I try to do that to wake up, I make myself shaky and sick.
BFF:  ibummer
Me:  it’s totally an iBummer. I need an iNap
BFF:  iagree
Me:   some serious SHUTi