Funny Little Conversations

Funny Little Conversations

Celebrating the Small Talk

I’m Protecting You

So we’ve invested in something called “Terraria” last year and the kids were playing it together one day… 

Son: Hey, are you OK?
Daughter: Yes
Son: ZOMBIE! You won’t get me!
Son: Hey, Those worms have ONE HUNDRED HEALTH!!!! They are GIGANTIC!
Daughter: What is that purple thing?
Son: The Vile Mushroom for creating some boss material. The boss spawner. 
Son: Whoa! One gold coin? Ah! Zombies invaded our house! The undead invaded our house. Whoa! A falling star.
Son: Don’t worry, I’ll defend you. I’m protecting. 
Daughter: Whatever.

terraria worm

Stand Back! We’re doing Science!

Original conversation occurred on March 25, 2013

Morning conversation with daughter:
Mommy: “Who put root beer in the freezer?”
Daughter: “I’m sorry.”
Mommy’s Boyfriend: “When you freeze liquid it expands. If the can isn’t open, the liquid won’t have anywhere to go. “
Her: “I’m sorry.”
Mommy: “You’re not in trouble, just learning science. Now, get a washcloth and clean out the freezer.”


Not Feeling Like Himself

Originally Posted  April 5, 2010 11:16am

My 4yo son erased his Xbox Avatar and is having a meltdown over it. I made a new one but he says, “That’s not me! That’s somebody else!”

(Here’s is avatar 4 years later – I’m sure it’s completely different now.)


Baby Boogers…

A couple who I know and adore are having a baby soon. She posted this conversation on her Facebook and it was adorably funny!

She: What do you think of the Nose Frida?
He: It’s fine, whatever. 
She: Don’t worry, there’s a filter so you don’t get baby snot in your mouth.
He: What?!? How is my mouth involved in this? I’m using a plunger from a syringe to suck out the snot. 
She: Hahaha. Good luck with that.




This is just me picking on my BFF during our usual daily IM session.  He’s always a good iSport.

Me: I can’t caffeinate. I’ve learned that if I try to do that to wake up, I make myself shaky and sick.
BFF:  ibummer
Me:  it’s totally an iBummer. I need an iNap
BFF:  iagree
Me:   some serious SHUTi