So we’ve invested in something called “Terraria” last year and the kids were playing it together one day…
http://mychromefitness.com/instructor-spotlight-angelique/ Son: Hey, are you OK?
http://suminvest.com/contactportfoliomanagers/ Son: ZOMBIE! You won’t get me!
source Son: Hey, Those worms have ONE HUNDRED HEALTH!!!! They are GIGANTIC!
Daughter: What is that purple thing?
Son: The Vile Mushroom for creating some boss material. The boss spawner.
nootropil 1200 mg pret Son: Whoa! One gold coin? Ah! Zombies invaded our house! The undead invaded our house. Whoa! A falling star.
Son: Don’t worry, I’ll defend you. I’m protecting.
Original conversation occurred on March 25, 2013
Morning conversation with daughter:
Mommy: “Who put root beer in the freezer?”
Daughter: “I’m sorry.”
Mommy’s Boyfriend: “When you freeze liquid it expands. If the can isn’t open, the liquid won’t have anywhere to go. “
Her: “I’m sorry.”
Mommy: “You’re not in trouble, just learning science. Now, get a washcloth and clean out the freezer.”
Posted originally on May 30, 2013 – Photo Creation Courtesy of Will Ross
I found this note my son, 7 years old at the time, wrote as a reminder to himself.
Little Bean: Daddy gave me Captain Crunch.
Mommy of Bean: Is it tasty?
Little Bean: No, it’s not tasty. It’s cereal.
Originally Posted April 5, 2010 11:16am
My 4yo son erased his Xbox Avatar and is having a meltdown over it. I made a new one but he says, “That’s not me! That’s somebody else!”
(Here’s is avatar 4 years later – I’m sure it’s completely different now.)
A couple who I know and adore are having a baby soon. She posted this conversation on her Facebook and it was adorably funny!
She: What do you think of the Nose Frida?
He: It’s fine, whatever.
She: Don’t worry, there’s a filter so you don’t get baby snot in your mouth.
He: What?!? How is my mouth involved in this? I’m using a plunger from a syringe to suck out the snot.
She: Hahaha. Good luck with that.
This is just me picking on my BFF during our usual daily IM session. He’s always a good iSport.
Me: I can’t caffeinate. I’ve learned that if I try to do that to wake up, I make myself shaky and sick.
Me: it’s totally an iBummer. I need an iNap
Me: some serious SHUTi
Used with permission from MomOf4 – the names have been changed to protect the little dudes!
BigBro: LilBro2 was throwing toys at me!
MomOf4 to LilBro2: I’m going to throw YOU at BigBro!
BigBro: That’s not a consequence for LilBro2, that’s a consequence for me. Throw me at LilBro2!
Boyfriend (holding up red fabric): Are these curtains or sheets?
(I didn’t even laugh because he’s doing something so awesomely nice while I do my taxes.)
7-year-old J: Mom, yesterday at school [boy’s name] was hitting on me.
J’s Mom: He was hitting you?
7-year-old J: No, he was hitting on me..he loves me.
*Published with permission from J’s Mom.