Funny Little Conversations

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Posts Tagged ‘boys vs girls’

Packing The Lunches … —

Friday Morning Conversations with my kids: Me: What kind of sandwiches do you want in your lunch? Sarah: I want cottage cheese with fruit. Fletcher: Ooh yeah, me too! That sounds healthy! Sarah: Hey, Fletcher, what would you say if I punched you right now? Fletcher: I’d say, “Ahhhhhh!” Sarah: (Fake punches) You didn’t say […]

Master of Puppets —

This year, I get to attend Blizzcon. I’m already stoked about this in and of itself, but then, I see the announcement that the closing band is Metallica. Well, now I’m beyond excited… far far beyond. So, I decided to introduce my kids to some Metallica last night.  Me: “What do you think?”Son: “This is […]

I’m Protecting You —

So we’ve invested in something called “Terraria” last year and the kids were playing it together one day…  Son: Hey, are you OK?Daughter: YesSon: ZOMBIE! You won’t get me!Son: Hey, Those worms have ONE HUNDRED HEALTH!!!! They are GIGANTIC!Daughter: What is that purple thing?Son: The Vile Mushroom for creating some boss material. The boss spawner. Son: […]

Baby Boogers… —

A couple who I know and adore are having a baby soon. She posted this conversation on her Facebook and it was adorably funny! She: What do you think of the Nose Frida?He: It’s fine, whatever. She: Don’t worry, there’s a filter so you don’t get baby snot in your mouth.He: What?!? How is my mouth […]

Apples to Apples —

So, daughter didn’t win at Apples to Apples and her brother chooses to console her by patting her on the back and saying… “[Sister,] it’s ok. You still have the best brother in the world. Also, it doesn’t matter if you win or lose, only if you had fun and clearly, you didn’t have fun.” […]