Friday Morning Conversations with my kids: Me: What kind of sandwiches do you want in your lunch? Sarah: I want cottage cheese with fruit. Fletcher: Ooh yeah, me too! That sounds healthy! Sarah: Hey, Fletcher, what would you say if I punched you right now? Fletcher: I’d say, “Ahhhhhh!” Sarah: (Fake punches) You didn’t say […]
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Sister to Brother: “I hope you don’t mind. I was playing with your Nintendo DS and accidentally deleted all of your progress in Pokémon FireRed.” Brother: “Whaaaaaaa??!?!!” ** Both run to look at it ** Sister: “Haha! It was just a prank. I didn’t do it.” Brother: “Good! Because if you had, I would hate you!” […]
This originally occurred in January of 2013 – Thank you Timehop (Conversation flow included because of its awesomeness.) Me: I am sorry I get so frustrated with you kids sometimes.Daughter: Mommy, if you didn’t know, Frustration is a move in Pokemon. It’s not very effective.Me: I bet it isn’t.
This year, I get to attend Blizzcon. I’m already stoked about this in and of itself, but then, I see the announcement that the closing band is Metallica. Well, now I’m beyond excited… far far beyond. So, I decided to introduce my kids to some Metallica last night. Me: “What do you think?”Son: “This is […]
Son – “Bacon has a lot of cholesterol.” Daughter – “What is cholesterol? ” Son – “It’s something that if you eat too much your heart stops working.” Daughter– “How do you know? ” Son – “Plants versus Zombies song.” #FunnyLittleConversations
Son: How is that orange chicken? Daughter: Well, it’s kind of sweet-ish and… Son: (interrupting) It’s Swedish? Daughter: No, it’s sweet-ish. You know, kind of sweet and then it tastes like chicken, and then it gets a little spicy in your mouth and feels really nice. Son: Oh. OK. I’ll eat that. #FunnyLittleConversations
Daughter’s friend: My grandpa once peed on a tree. Mommy: Sometimes boys pee on trees… because they can. Daughter: I’m glad my brother is domesticated. #FunnyLittleConversations
So we’ve invested in something called “Terraria” last year and the kids were playing it together one day… Son: Hey, are you OK?Daughter: YesSon: ZOMBIE! You won’t get me!Son: Hey, Those worms have ONE HUNDRED HEALTH!!!! They are GIGANTIC!Daughter: What is that purple thing?Son: The Vile Mushroom for creating some boss material. The boss spawner. Son: […]
Original conversation occurred on March 25, 2013 Morning conversation with daughter: Mommy: “Who put root beer in the freezer?” Daughter: “I’m sorry.” Mommy’s Boyfriend: “When you freeze liquid it expands. If the can isn’t open, the liquid won’t have anywhere to go. “ Her: “I’m sorry.” Mommy: “You’re not in trouble, just learning science. Now, […]
Little Bean: Daddy gave me Captain Crunch. Mommy of Bean: Is it tasty? Little Bean: No, it’s not tasty. It’s cereal.