Friday Morning Conversations with my kids: Me: What kind of sandwiches do you want in your lunch? Sarah: I want cottage cheese with fruit. Fletcher: Ooh yeah, me too! That sounds healthy! Sarah: Hey, Fletcher, what would you say if I punched you right now? Fletcher: I’d say, “Ahhhhhh!” Sarah: (Fake punches) You didn’t say […]
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Son – “Bacon has a lot of cholesterol.” Daughter – “What is cholesterol? ” Son – “It’s something that if you eat too much your heart stops working.” Daughter– “How do you know? ” Son – “Plants versus Zombies song.” #FunnyLittleConversations
Son: How is that orange chicken? Daughter: Well, it’s kind of sweet-ish and… Son: (interrupting) It’s Swedish? Daughter: No, it’s sweet-ish. You know, kind of sweet and then it tastes like chicken, and then it gets a little spicy in your mouth and feels really nice. Son: Oh. OK. I’ll eat that. #FunnyLittleConversations
Little Bean: Daddy gave me Captain Crunch. Mommy of Bean: Is it tasty? Little Bean: No, it’s not tasty. It’s cereal.
Me: It’s not right that I’m eating Elf Grahams and they look like little Elves. Co-worker: It’s ok to eat Elves. Me: But it’s like eating little people. Co-worker: It’s ok to eat meat but not people? Me: Yeah Co-worker: They are fictional, you know. Me: They are? Co-worker: Yes. Me: 🙁 Co-worker: You know […]
I say, “That’s too much food for me.” My 8yo daughter says, “That’s because it’s for boys. Boys are disgusting.” #FunnyLittleConversations
My 5-year-old says, “This is delicious! The secret ingredient is calories!” #FunnyLittleConversations