Friday Morning Conversations with my kids: Me: What kind of sandwiches do you want in your lunch? Sarah: I want cottage cheese with fruit. Fletcher: Ooh yeah, me too! That sounds healthy! Sarah: Hey, Fletcher, what would you say if I punched you right now? Fletcher: I’d say, “Ahhhhhh!” Sarah: (Fake punches) You didn’t say […]
Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Daughter: How do I twerk? Son: Press Shift Daughter: Yay! I’m twerking. #FunnyLittleConversations
Daughter’s friend: My grandpa once peed on a tree. Mommy: Sometimes boys pee on trees… because they can. Daughter: I’m glad my brother is domesticated. #FunnyLittleConversations
So we’ve invested in something called “Terraria” last year and the kids were playing it together one day… Son: Hey, are you OK?Daughter: YesSon: ZOMBIE! You won’t get me!Son: Hey, Those worms have ONE HUNDRED HEALTH!!!! They are GIGANTIC!Daughter: What is that purple thing?Son: The Vile Mushroom for creating some boss material. The boss spawner. Son: […]
Original conversation occurred on March 25, 2013 Morning conversation with daughter: Mommy: “Who put root beer in the freezer?” Daughter: “I’m sorry.” Mommy’s Boyfriend: “When you freeze liquid it expands. If the can isn’t open, the liquid won’t have anywhere to go. “ Her: “I’m sorry.” Mommy: “You’re not in trouble, just learning science. Now, […]
Posted originally on May 30, 2013 – Photo Creation Courtesy of Will Ross I found this note my son, 7 years old at the time, wrote as a reminder to himself.
Little Bean: Daddy gave me Captain Crunch. Mommy of Bean: Is it tasty? Little Bean: No, it’s not tasty. It’s cereal.
A couple who I know and adore are having a baby soon. She posted this conversation on her Facebook and it was adorably funny! She: What do you think of the Nose Frida?He: It’s fine, whatever. She: Don’t worry, there’s a filter so you don’t get baby snot in your mouth.He: What?!? How is my mouth […]
Used with permission from MomOf4 – the names have been changed to protect the little dudes! BigBro: LilBro2 was throwing toys at me! MomOf4 to LilBro2: I’m going to throw YOU at BigBro! BigBro: That’s not a consequence for LilBro2, that’s a consequence for me. Throw me at LilBro2! #FunnyLittleConversations
My son: Hey, Look! It’s Batman! Batman: Hello My son: Can I have my picture taken with you? Batman: Sure! My Son: Hey, do you only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey? Batman: You’re cool kid! My Son and Batman – *fistbump* (Sidenote: Please comment and let us know who the character with […]