Sarah: “How can you say ‘puggle’ without smiling? You can’t!” Fletcher: “How can you say ‘Justin Bieber’ without frowning?” Sarah: “True” Sarah’s BFF: “I can’t even make my mouth do that while I’m saying that word.”
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Friday Morning Conversations with my kids: Me: What kind of sandwiches do you want in your lunch? Sarah: I want cottage cheese with fruit. Fletcher: Ooh yeah, me too! That sounds healthy! Sarah: Hey, Fletcher, what would you say if I punched you right now? Fletcher: I’d say, “Ahhhhhh!” Sarah: (Fake punches) You didn’t say […]
Sister to Brother: “I hope you don’t mind. I was playing with your Nintendo DS and accidentally deleted all of your progress in Pokémon FireRed.” Brother: “Whaaaaaaa??!?!!” ** Both run to look at it ** Sister: “Haha! It was just a prank. I didn’t do it.” Brother: “Good! Because if you had, I would hate you!” […]
Daughter: How do I twerk? Son: Press Shift Daughter: Yay! I’m twerking. #FunnyLittleConversations
This originally occurred in January of 2013 – Thank you Timehop (Conversation flow included because of its awesomeness.) Me: I am sorry I get so frustrated with you kids sometimes.Daughter: Mommy, if you didn’t know, Frustration is a move in Pokemon. It’s not very effective.Me: I bet it isn’t.
Son – “Bacon has a lot of cholesterol.” Daughter – “What is cholesterol? ” Son – “It’s something that if you eat too much your heart stops working.” Daughter– “How do you know? ” Son – “Plants versus Zombies song.” #FunnyLittleConversations
Daughter’s friend: My grandpa once peed on a tree. Mommy: Sometimes boys pee on trees… because they can. Daughter: I’m glad my brother is domesticated. #FunnyLittleConversations
So we’ve invested in something called “Terraria” last year and the kids were playing it together one day… Son: Hey, are you OK?Daughter: YesSon: ZOMBIE! You won’t get me!Son: Hey, Those worms have ONE HUNDRED HEALTH!!!! They are GIGANTIC!Daughter: What is that purple thing?Son: The Vile Mushroom for creating some boss material. The boss spawner. Son: […]
Original conversation occurred on March 25, 2013 Morning conversation with daughter: Mommy: “Who put root beer in the freezer?” Daughter: “I’m sorry.” Mommy’s Boyfriend: “When you freeze liquid it expands. If the can isn’t open, the liquid won’t have anywhere to go. “ Her: “I’m sorry.” Mommy: “You’re not in trouble, just learning science. Now, […]
Posted originally on May 30, 2013 – Photo Creation Courtesy of Will Ross I found this note my son, 7 years old at the time, wrote as a reminder to himself.